Those are the famous words of Krusty the Clown, who will gladly lend his stamp of approval to any mass-produced piece of garbage. (Though, I must admit that Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel lives up to its promise. 9 out of 10 orphans really can't tell the difference!)

Please believe me when I say that this random product endorsement has a much more altruistic motive. I just think it's cool is all. Geek parents must remember their childhood days when they toiled away on an Etch A Sketch, trying to draw dirty pictures that always resulted in square bosoms. (Don't play coy with me. I know you tried that, too!)

Just in time for the 20th 21st century, Etch A Sketch has designed a plug-and-play device that allows you to draw directly onto your television screen. Yeah, it's kinda low tech, but also pretty brilliant - don't you think? You can even shake the controller when you want to erase your masterpiece.

I know Christmas is long gone and my kids are probably a bit too young to enjoy it, but I still might use my daughter's first birthday as an excuse to buy the Etch A Sketch Wired. Hey, it's only a little over 20 bucks, so why not?