Top 10 Weirdest Google Searches That Have Directed People Here
Thanks to Google Analytics, I can see the exact Google
searches people are making that lead them to my humble site. The most common phrase that brings people to my blog, believe it or not, is "Amy Cottrell." Many of those searches are being made by potential clients who, no doubt, are probably trying to verify my resume.
(By the way, if you are checking up on me, yes I went to Harvard University and have won three Pulitzer Prizes. Yeesh.)
Without further adieu, here are the 10 weirdest Google searches that have directed people to Geek Parenting (with my commentary, of course):
1. "speed racer erotic s&m"
(No lie, I'm the very first Google search result for this exact phrase.)
2. "rectal hygiene"
(Okay, this one actually makes perfect sense, as I famously wrote my senior thesis on rectal hygiene. Or was it Native American poetry?)
3. "anime on toilet"
(Again, slightly disturbing. I'm sure they found this entry, but was that what they were really looking for?)
4. "kid bath goo"
(I assume they were looking into Gelli Beff, which I mentioned here. Please God, let that be what they were looking for.)
5. "satan inside pregnant"
(Stop consulting Google and call a priest. Now.)
6. "email contact of human and there pictures 2008"
(I got nothin' for this, sorry.)
7. "frank heath is dating cradle"
(I wish Frank and Cradle the best, I really do.)
8. "how did i spend my christmas vacation?"
(If you're asking Google, then you must have been extremely drunk.)
9. "what my christmas vacation happen?"
(This guy is still drunk.)
10. "where to buy ventriloquist dolls in houston texas"
(Not weird per se, as it's both lucid and specific. Still, I don't think I've ever discussed ventriloquist dolls in Houston, so it made me laugh.)
And those were just the G rated entries people used. There are some major sickos out there!
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Very true, I didn't include the really disturbing stuff.
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That is freaky!! Satan inside pregnatn? What kinda site are you running here? lol. This is such a great idea! Do you mind if I do something similar and post the searches that bring people to my tiny blog? I don't want to steal ideas, but this is fabulous. I get people every day searching for "Elance sucks." I always wonder, if they already know it sucks, why do they need me to confirm it for them?
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Go right ahead- I'm certainly not the first person to do this.
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Just found your site, and I LOVE IT. This post was flipping hilarious.
My favorite from my own log files?
"d&d rogue useless"
Think that about says it all. Not nearly as funny as "rectal hygiene," however.
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wow, this is absolutely hilarious. i "stumbled upon" your site and i have been laughing through this entry for the last 5 minutes. thanks so much. i needed that tonight!
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I think I will need to make one of these posts too. It is rather disturbing what people are searching for, isn't it?
It did make me laugh though; thanks!
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I'm looking for Larry.
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That was very funny.
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